my ideal bf huh?

Ways to be my BF :
[√] sense of HUMOR
[x] make PROMISES that u're not sure u will keep
[√] ACCEPT me as who i am
[√] respect ME ME ME !!!
[√] hv a FREE mind
[√] will ANSWER my smses n calls whether u r busy or with ur friends
[√] i come FIRST before everything
[√] after u made me mad u'll TRY to win my heart back
[√] ALWAYS smses me to show that u care
[x] say im the BEST girlfriend u ever had !
[x] ask me to have SEX with u ! seriously i'll never talk to u ever again..
[√] just please TRUST me ..
[√] never leave me ALONE ..
[√] if u r mad,TELL me what's wrong
[√] SHARE ur life with me
[√] u must love to hear i SING..
[√] will SAY, "i know u r fat,so what??!!"
[x] try to CONTROL my life??it's a big no no !!
[√] treat me like a PRINCESS.im fragile okay??
[√] LOOK into my eyes when i speak
[√] always know how to BEHAVE in public
[x] ask me to CHANGE..i won't change for u..let me be me
[√] wanna go out with me?hey u gotta hv STYLE..
[√] COMMENT each of my pics in friendster or whatever..hehe
[√] BALD is more..hahaha
[√] always be my HERO!
[√] HOLD my hands when we walk
[√] tell me u LOVE me evryday !
[√] HEAR me when i speak..
[√] when im down, u CHEER me up..
[√] FIGHT to have me !
[x] TEASE me..
[x] say u will love me FOREVER until...the day u die..!!